Posted by Lynn Dudley
June 25, 2016
Ok. Here’s the deal. A footlocker you can lock up. A duffel bag, you can’t. We’re going back to the Summer of 1963. Destination: YMCA camp at Camp Campbell Gard. “Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh!” was on the radio, and you could hear the kicking and screaming from the cars ahead of us, all the way down Augspurger Road. We’d been down “The Trail of Tears” before, taking older brothers to band camp, and (dammit) they always came back! Prayers for a water buffalo attack went unanswered. I was 11, Paul was 9, and this was our first time experiencing the “fun” of going to camp. Older brothers Dale & Jay had spent several weeks at Camp Minehaha up in Michigan somewhere, and once again, it was a sad day when they returned. Where was quicksand when you needed it?
This camp was for guys only, so no hanky panky could go on. Let’s see, tooth brush & paste, towel and washcloths, enough socks, undies, “slingshot” and swim suit, tee-shirts, shorts, pants, Coppertone, bug spray, flashlight, book to read, pencil, paper, envelope and stamp, soap-on-a rope, shampoo. I think I’m set.
Charlie Pimplechops, the guy who ran the locker room at the “Y” downtown, was there with a fresh array of acne, pontificating his worldly wisdom of the fairer sex, and if you didn’t pay attention to him, you’d regret it. As part of “checking in,” the snack shop and craft supply booth at the rec hall had a “bank” where you could stash money for your craft projects and daily afternoon snacks. Mom & Dad escaped without marks from dragging us to the parking lot (fleeing the scene was more like it) and we were stuck there for a week.
The activities of tennis, volleyball, basketball, baseball, and swimming kept us busy. While there were some older than me there, there was knowledge to be had of safecracking, hot wiring cars, pari-mutuel betting and Charlie regaling about “making out in the balcony” with his sister?
The grub was standard Campbell Gard grub, and everybody got their turn dishing out the platters of bacon, cereal boxes, pitchers of bug juice and river water. The Vulcan gas stoves, Hobart mixer and dishwasher were the same as at our church. I can’t think of any church I’d been in, that didn’t include an industrial strength kitchen.
There was a culvert down the road near the railroad overpass, where the legend of “Green Nosed Harpy” centered from. The woods at night were full of things seen and imagined, and sorting them out took serious investigation.
I got my first and only experience with a gun at camp. Out near where the “Kentucky” area of cabins was a shooting range, and we were loaned a bolt action rifle to use on each other (just kidding) and a bank of hay bales with targets. I don’t recall that I was exceptional, but it was fun. Crafts were reasonably priced and challenging. I got some kit with a mold, a sheet of copper, and a wood stylus you used to conform the copper to the mold, and after a couple days of “scribbling” you had an image of Alexander Graham Cristowski you could frame and look at years later, wondering “Why in the hell did I make that?”
Snack times on a hot afternoon were my appointment time with an orange popcicle! I don’t like oranges themselves, but I love the flavor! I know… I’m weird. Something I’ve known for 64 years. Sunday night, there’d be a bonfire at a spot out in the woods with “benches” all around, and things took on a semi religious tone. The fire crackled and danced, shooting sparks & embers heavenwards, but not high enough to touch the canopy of trees overhanging. For just a brief moment, to connect with a higher being, and sense where we fit in in the scheme of earth, sky, sun & moon, planets, universe……….until that damned mosquito lands on your ear lobe!
Nights, sleeping in the cabins with the canvas window coverings up to let the night air in, were free of threats of shaving cream, or other counterproductive pranks. Watching an evening movie in the rec hall had put most of us to sleep already. “The Crisco Kid meets Hopalong Cassidy,” wasn’t my cup of tea.
We wrote the traditional letter home and mailed it Monday, and there might have been stowaway attempts on the mail truck, unsuccessful of course. Still, a week at Camp, we made friends with the kitchen help we’d see again and again thru church retreats and band camp years later. Would I do it again? Well, yeah. But could we fog for the damned mosquitos? Good and fun times, from so long ago.